I wish I had video of it...but get this, somewhere in Como Park, a squirrel has a story to tell:

I riding home last night on my bike...a little intoxicated? Sure. It was 12:45 in the AM.

I took a path that I thought might be a short cut.

It wasn't...it took me up to the zoo...

So, I rerouted and started down the grassy hill, focusing on the road...to my right I saw a pole...so I made note to stay to the left of it...to my left I saw another poll....I made not to go between them...

SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right into a chain linked fence! Lucca and his backpack, yard saled on the grass in Como Park...

Ouch.

Grassed myself off, got back on the bike, went around the fence, and started cruising down the hill again...

Once I got to the road, there was a curb...I hit it....POP......PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....POP...........PSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....

2 flat tires and I had top walk the rest of the way.

Lesson learned: Don't drink and try to take shortcuts through Como Park on your bike.

If I had that on video, ya'll would pee your pants....